Ohhh, You better watch out, you better not cry
Christmas is a lie! I'm telling you why,
Give the gift of Christmas, give your woman a gift of ice,
Never mind that the customs of Christmas pre-date the birth of Christ!
Where did it all come from? What's the origin of this scene?
You have to go back to the days before Constantine.
December 25th is a date that comes from Rome,
When they celebrated the rebirth of the Sun God and Saturn in every home.
The Saturnalia celebration was a week long festival of un-punished sin,
Rape, human sacrifice, consuming human-shaped biscuits now known as gingerbread men.
The evergreen tree was a symbol of the essence of life,
It was the phallic symbol of fertility worshiped by every husband & wife.
Red holly was a symbol of the menstrual blood of Diana the queen of haven,
As it was regarded by the Witches and other Pagans.
The holly wood was used by witches to make their wands,
Now Hollywood is serving Miracles to all you pawns.
The white berries of mistletoe represented droplets of the semen of the sun god,
Now you can see men & women kiss under mistletoe, isn't that odd?
And let us not forget Jolly Ole' Saint Nick,
You take your kids to the Mall and you sit them on his Dick.
The God Woden and Saint Nicholas merged,
Re-named by Washington Irving to create Santa's Claus
The "Knickerbocker History" begot the Santa Claus Mystery
Dr. Clement Moore added more to the story for sure,
With his "Twas the night before Christmas" lore.
Thomas Nast gave Santa the North Pole, Elves and a list of good and bad children to make the story last
Haddon Sundblom gave us a coke-drinking, Red suited, Santa with a big fat ass.
Don't forget Sin-terklaas's homie - "Zwarte Piet" aka Black Pete,
Black Devil, Minstrel, Slave That Santa Keeps At His Feet.
Oh you better watch out, for the Krampus with your Santa's,
They'll throw you in a pitt, they may be visiting your campus,
So you better not be naughty, you better be nice,
You'll find everything in Christ-mas, Except For Christ!
Christmas isn't about God, it aint' about God's Son,
It's all about making Cash Money and having lots of fun.
It's about commercialism, marketing and promotion,
Spinned into a World wide web of tradition and consumer devotion.
It's all about sins, it's all about skins,
How many gifts you can squeeze out your family and friends?
It's all about lies and greedy old white mens, Ends,
Be good Americans, fools, Spend, Spend, Spend!
Who cares about the truth? There's none so blind as ye' who refuse to see,
Santa ate all the cookies and drank the milk with glee,
He got the munchies from smoking all the Christmas trees.
And them depressing Christmas Carols is starting to get me,
The kids want all the crap that they see on TV,
Xbox 360, Nintendo Wii,
or Ebay all your money for a Playstation 3
Are you kidding me, I aint' rich, What's in your wallet?
Left up to me, kids aint' getting no expensive bull-shit!
No, No, No, I'm not your Hoe, Hoe, Hoe!
If It's hard out here for a pimp,
Imagine how hard it is for a Hoe.
Christians please read Jeremiah 10 verse 2-4
I wonder do they know that it's Christmas in Darfur?
Forget about the ecology, it's all about the economy
Do-the-math yourself', it's not about Deuteronomy
Twas' the night before Christmas what a night, what a night,
Good VS Evil what a fight, what a fight,
Sweep all the little white lies right under the rug,
Merry Christmas, Bahh, Hum-bug!
May your days be mellow and bright,
And May all your Christmas's be White!
Claude Paradise Gray
12/24/2006 (Edited 12/24/2011)
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